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Batman and Flash were sitting in the Super Friends Lair while having a favorite childhood snack, celery sticks. After they each had their first bite, they were filled with energy. Batman immediately thought that they could use this energy to save the world from the evil that is Rick Skeletor, a very bad villain. Batman thought that if he got the help of some successful business owner geniuses, he could harness celery's true power. He told Flash his idea and Flash loved it. They jumped into the Super Friends Super teleporter and beamed up to the Space Mall.

It was important to find something to stop Rick Skeletor. He is a tiny evil-doer with a huge brain and IQ. Because he has a complex about being tiny, he wants to take over the planet and turn all of the normal size people into his minions and enslave them with a brain washing laser machine he built. Batman and Flash's plan was to go to the mall and lure their friends with the promise of money, but then reveal the real plan of stopping Rick Skeletor. So once they where at the mall they went looking for their friends that they thought would be helpful.

"Okay Flash, the plan is to go find my three friends, Christopher Columbus of the Founders of America Cafe, Captain Planet of the Save the Whales Foundation, and Gordon Ramsey of the IKEA. They all have stores in the Space Mall that we can use to sell our celery to make people strong and maybe make money, We will get their help, take down Skeletor, and start up a celery business. Did you get all of that." Batman explained.

"Oh, what, I stopped listening. I'm really hungry and I haven't slept for about a month," Flash yawned." I really don't have faith in your listening skills Flash, so I'm going to give you as much information as I can, hoping that you will listen to some of it. In this galaxy, in the year 8001, we have a lot of new technology that has just been invented. People come to the Space Mall to buy the newest phasers and electromagnetics hologram imagers. We need to use those customers to buy our celery," Batman explained.

While they were checking out the mall, Flash was not impressed. "Wow, this is a really dirty mall, I really want to leave. I would rather spend eternity as a singular root of a papaya tree that only grows baby food extract in the mystical rain forest during the Lunar eclipse while they filmed the finale of Lost," Flash sadly said."This is a big disappointment. When you said we were going to a space mall, that sounded totally rad. But this is totally sad!" exclaimed Flash.

Batman told the Flash to relax and that they would go see his friends and check out their stores. The mall wasn't that bad and maybe if the celery took off and made them some money and if a lot of people bought it, it would make the mall more popular and they would have the money to fix it up. The first store they would go to would be the Founders of America Café run by Christopher Columbus.

"Hello and welcome to the Founders of America Café. Here we serve historically accurate food, made by the Indians whom we taught how to fish and we gave them Ham for their Christmas dinner in return for their goods. I am George Washington, your server. Over there is the main man and owner, Christopher Columbus. And that's John Hancock, our new trainee. Word around the mall is that you're offering celery to whoever will make you the most profit and help you find out the secret to using the power of this celery technology that give you energy. I'll give you a special pumpkin triple mocha Thanksgiving smoothie with a cherry on top and I'll let you go out and explore the mall," George said with a happy expression. It was nice to eat at the Café because it was real historical food. In the year 8000 the food is in pellet form no matter what type of food it is and that's kind of boring.

"That was interesting," said Batman. Flash replied, "yes, that place has potential but let's check out our other options". Flash and Batman's next stop was the Save the Whales Foundation run by Captain Planet.

Batman and Flash entered Captain Planet's store and immediately saw him. They walked up to him when they suddenly heard a whale noise and Captain Planet shushed them. "Do you hear that, SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I think I hear a whale. AND THE WHALE IS IN TROUBLE. WE NEED TO SAVE THE WHALES. Oh, hey Flash I didn't see you there. I thought I heard a whale but it was just my ringtone. I already heard about the celery thing so I guess I need to explain why you should pick me to sell your celery. Basically, we need the money. Here at the Save the Whales Foundation, we get donations and save Whales. I need the money so I can save more whales," Captain Planet excitingly exclaimed. As Batman and Flash left, they were fascinated by all of the different whale holograms that where life sized in the store.

Flash and Batman saw what they needed to see at the Save the Whales Foundation and it was time to move on. They had places to go and more people to see. "And now we have to go see Gordon Ramsey at his IKEA store. He may seem like a complete wreck because he really is, but this man is a genius. I have never seen someone build a sofa like he can." Batman said.

"Why won't anyone come to my IKEA. I spent so much time and money investing in this store. What am I doing wrong with my life? Is it because IKEA is so big and you need a GPS to find the entrance or is it because you need three masters degrees to read the instructions on how to perfectly build a shelf or bench without losing all control of your sanity? Batman help me, I need the money," Gordon cried. "You do know that we will only choose the company with a leader smart enough to figure out how to harness the power of celery and then start up a profitable business with this new product. Maybe if you join forces with us we might get somewhere" Flash replied.

Batman stopped the Flash before he could go any further with Gordon. "We could go with Gordon, but why don't we just get all three, split the money, and everything will go faster. Think Speedy Gonzalez. Now shut up and go get everyone" Batman said after he hit Flash across the head.

" WE NEED THE FOUNDERS OF AMERICA CAFE, SAVE THE WHALES FOUNDATION, AND IKEA TO REPORT TO THE CHICK-FIL-A AT THE FOOD COURT. ONLY COME IF YOU WANT TO GET MILLIONS OF DOLLARS HARNESSING THE POWER OF CELERY AND STOPPING RICK SKELETOR." Flash said over the intercom.

All of the business owners teleported over and Flash and Batman were amazed at how quickly they appeared. "It's amazing how quickly people will appear when it comes to making money", Flash murmured. Batman replied, "See, I told you that they would come running if we gave them a great offer they couldn't refuse. The trick is going to be to get them to work together," Batman continued.

"Hey, I know that we are all three rival companies that sell completely different products. Some of us don't even sell anything like you Captain Planet boy, and we have sometimes hated each other because we are competitors for mall customers, but we need to work together and forget about our differences and try to get the cash," Gordon said. "We can make the Treaty of Celery to settle our differences," Columbus happily said. "Not everything needs to be a Treaty, Columbus, but we do need to figure something out and work together," Captain Planet said annoyed.

"I agree, they picked me because I am the genius thanks to my expert sofa crafting abilities. If we work together we will have the most profitable business and work as efficiently as we can to too the best we possibly can," Gordon explained. "No, we need to work together so we can make the most money. Thousands of whales are deprived from vitamin D every second. I need to help those whales and plant more seaweed for the whales," Captain Planet admitted.

"Four scores and seven years ago I had a dream that we would have a Constitution to build freedom, and now that I landed on the Fountain of Youth to save the Indians from smallpox and teach them how to have a Thanksgiving, I can pass a bill to elect the new president of the Space Mall's bill of rights. That is exactly why the three of us would be perfect. Gordon is the smart one here because he can build a couch, I can run the business, and I guess Captain Planet can make us look good by saving whales, " Christopher explained.

Batman and Flash then told the group that the goal was not just to make money. The money was the lure to get them on board, but the goal was also to harness the power of the celery to take down Rick Skeletor before he succeeded in his plan for world domination and the enslavement of the people on the planet. The group was luckily on board with helping to save the planet.

"He,y that's actually a great idea. Now all we need to do is crack the code to find the secret technology of celery. The idea that I have requires Captain Planets knowledge of plants and Columbus's knowledge of history," Gordon theorized. The whole group started putting their heads together and brainstorming and analyzing to try to figure out how the celery was able to give you power and how they could use this power to defeat rick Skeletor.

After the crew of three, alongside Flash and Batman, did some testing in the DNA analyzing lab and the fusion combining machine that all malls in the year 8000 have, they found out how to harness celery's power to the maximum. You just need to feed it it to a hamster. Because hamsters are small, the effects of the celery is magnified in their tiny bodies. And hamsters like to run on their hamster wheels. If you harness the power that the hamsters generate from running in the wheels at super speed, that power that one hamster can generate can power the entire Duke energy power plant and save us from the evil that is Rick Skeletor. All of that energy could be used to create an energy blast that would destroy Rick Skeletor's brain washing machine.

"Now all we need to do is build a farm to manufacture all of this celery to keep the hamsters fed and working. Maybe if we inject muscle milk in the celery and feed that to the hamsters, we will create an army of hamster super soldiers to take down Rick Skeletor, now and in the future, since he is always coming up with a new dooms day machine every time we defeat him," Batman declared.

After they started the celery business and had a substantial army of hamster super soldiers, they took down Skeletor. "Now that we have our hamster army, we can fight any evil-doer that tries to harm anyone on our planet," Batman declared. They also sold the celery to people who wanted to be strong and since it turned out that the effects were temporary in people, people had to keep eating it if they wanted to stay strong. So it turned out to be a big seller and all of the stores made money selling it so they had a lot of money to keep their stores open and make the mall better.

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