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I woke up. I heard indistinct words in another room. I though to myself, where am I. It appeared to be a house. Suddenly, I saw two figures come out of the darkness with the song "Trap Queen" playing behind them. ''Oh my!" I yelled. "It's Fetty Wap and Drake!" Then I remembered, I'm Snoop Dogg and I'm better than them. "How did I end up here?" I asked.

"You went unconscious after the Trumps and the Kanyes bombed Arizona. You, me, Drake, the Eminems, and a few other survival groups were the only survivors," Drake answered.

Full of confusion, I asked, "Trumps, Kanyes, Eminems?" I had not remembered anything.

Fetty Wap said, "Ya, the Trumps and Kanyes are the aliens that invaded us and the Eminems is our survival group."

We heard knocking on the door, and without hesitation, Fetty Wap and Drake rushed over to open the door. I couldn't see who it was, but I heard the unmistakable brotherhood greeting. "1738!" the man yelled. He came in with a group of people. Then I saw that the man was Jay Z, who I later found out to be the leader of the group. He was trying to make an announcement. "Yo, yo, yo, chill homies. We have a serious breakthrough in our mission to stop the Trumps and the Kanyes." (I was wondering how many Trumps and Kanyes there were so I asked Lil' Wayne. He told me there are an estimated 300,000 aliens around the World with about 4,000 throughout, where I later found out we were, Arizona.) Jay Z continued his announcement. "My homeboys Ludacris, Wiz Khalifa, and 2 Chainz found a weakness while salvaging supplies in the wasteland by what's left of the Grand Canyon. They found a Trump and Kanye fortification but they also found a small cube of light protected by many guards. It's rumored that if it's destroyed, it will destroy all of the alien ships which lead to the death of the aliens almost instantaneously."

Ludacris said, "We need to take a chance and make a plan to destroy it."

"No!" yelled 2 Chainz. "It's too risky and we don't even know if this would really work!"

"While it's probably dangerous, we have to try. It might be our only chance for a while," said Wiz Khalifa. 2 Chainz continued to argue that it was too risky and too dangerous, but you could tell that everyone was already leaning toward attacking. By this time, I got fed up with 2 Chainz and I burst out at him.

"Are you crazy? This is our best chance at survival and we're wasting precious time that we could be using to make a plan," I said.

Jay Z calmed everyone down. "We'll put it to a vote," Jay Z said. The vote was quick as no one voted against the attack except 2 Chainz. So we quickly began planning. It was Drake, Fetty Wap, Jay Z, Wiz Khalifa, and I that devised the plan. As we began, I quickly realized we could not pull off any sort of attack alone. I mentioned this to them and Jay Z remembered about another group of survivalists who were approximately 12 miles away. They were called the Sams. I made the journey to their camp with Fetty Wap and Drake to discuss a partnership for the mission. When we got there, the leader of the Sams, Sam Smith, approached us and we told him our dilemma. The 32 Eminems along with the 40 Sams would be a powerful force.

Sam Smith was hesitant. "And what if I say no to your proposal," he said.

Drake answered, "Oh nothing other than the fact that our only chance at defeating these things goes down the drain and they'll probably take over the world, but other than that no big deal." This seemed to impact Smith. After a quick talk with his best friend, Ed Sheeran, he finally agreed.

I pulled out my Holo-Communicator and said, "1738!" Jay Z answered. I told him that the Sams agreed to help us. He then came to the Sams' base with a few other Eminems. Sam Smith, Ed Sheeran, Jay Z, and Fetty Wap met to make the plan, everyone else had to pull it off. We had a large armory of Plasma Rifles and Plasma Cannons, while the Sams preferred explosives. We put our abilities together and were ready to go.

We went back to our base to get some sleep as we were going to attack the next day at noon. I went to my room, which I shared with 2 Chainz. He was already sleeping. As I got into my bed, I heard him gasp. I looked over and I saw him sitting down with his eyes wide open and his skin was as pale as snow. I asked, ""What's wrong?"

He responded, "Oh sorry. It was a bad dream about when we attack the aliens."

"It's probably just paranoia kicking in, we're all nervous. Don't worry about it though. Just follow the plan and we'll be good," I said. This seemed to comfort him. I went back to sleep and the next thing I knew, it was tomorrow.

We were scheduled to attack at noon. Now, it was 7 a.m. We took this hour to load up and grab our plasma rifles. At 8 a.m, we began to head over to the Sams' base where we went over the plan again at 9 a.m. At 10 a.m, the Sams began loading up and we equipped them with some plasma rifles while they prepared their explosives called Remotely Detonated Ordnance 1s or RDO1s for short. The 1 meant that it only needed one person to arm and detonate. At 11 a.m. we headed to our attack position and arrived at 11:30. Here, we were waiting on the top of the Grand Canyon.

The plan was that JayZ and Sam Smith would charge in after the Sams' blow the explosives to cause a rock slide. They would take 67 people and attack from different angles to cause to make as big a distraction as possible. That would help our group of 5 people to sneak in and find a way to destroy the Trumps' and Kanyes' cube. Our group consisted of me, Drake, Fetty Wap, Ed Sheeran, and another member of the Sams, Justin Bieber. We were waiting for the signal that would mean the RDO1s would go off and the attack would begin. It was 11:50 and we were still waiting anxiously, analyzing the movements of the aliens below. "It's unbelievable," I heard Drake say.

"What?" I asked.

"All of this, it's just surreal, like a dream. Sometimes I feel like this isn't actually happening and that I'll wake up any second. But I never do." I didn't no how to respond but I managed to muster up a few words.

"Yea, I get what you..." I couldn't finish my sentence before I was interrupted by a loud "1738!" and a sudden BOOM! The explosives detonated and what seemed to be about 200 Trumps and Kanyes headed toward our heavily outnumbered 67 units causing the distraction. A large firefight erupted as the Eminems and Sams held their high ground. A substantial amount of aliens were crushed by the landslide and the explosives. As the fight continued, our group still waited for the cube's protection to lessen. In about 20 minutes, the original 25 aliens protecting the cube diminished to only 10.

"Alright, so we're going to sneak up on these things from behind. Each of us have to take down two aliens and make it quick or else we'll have problems," said Ed Sheeran. We went in and pulled off that part of the plan with ease. It worked out nicely, but soon, things went downhill.

While the firefight was going on across the canyon, we moved in on the cube. We thought we had a clear path when all of a sudden, I heard Fetty Wap yell.

"Wait!" It was too late though, we had triggered a motion sensor and we braced for impact. 5 seconds passed and nothing happened.

"Nobody move," said Ed Sheeran. He slowly pulled out a small square and then flipped a switch. He scanned the area and said,"Snoop Dogg, you're standing on unknown alien ordnance. Codename: XZ-38." My body shook. "Don't move." He told me that a misplaced wire interrupted the signal to the detonator and preventing the explosion but a wrong step could trigger it and blow a hole down to Earth's core. He began to move toward me. When he reached me, he said, "I'm going to use a JZ-2.4 to defuse the bomb wirelessly." It sounded simple enough. "Oh and one more thing. This hasn't necessarily been completely tested yet so there's a 82% chance of the explosion killing you."

"Wait, what?" I shut my eyes.

Before I knew it, he said, "Done."

It took me about five minutes to get all my feelings out to Ed Sheeran, and then we marched on as he continued scanning. We reached the cube and it looked eerily similar to the ancient I Pad 7Es used in elections back in the day. And then we came to a sudden realization. It became absurdly obvious! The Trumps and the Kanyes wanted revenge after they lost the 2020 U.S. election for president. They wanted to honor their first ancestor. The tablet had three names: Donald Trump, Kanye West, and Hillary Clinton. All we had to do was vote for HIllary. Together, we all walked and surrounded the tablet. "Who would like to do the honors?" I asked.

Before anyone could respond, the Trumps and the Kanyes realized what was going on and quickly turned around and began peppering our position with gunfire, lasers, and explosives. The Sams and the Eminems quickly came to our aid and held them off. "Quickly, vote for Clinton!" I heard someone yell. Drake ran for the tablet, but was shot. He continued to fight bravely and again went for the tablet, but it proved to be too much for him and he died.

"No!" Fetty Wap yelled. We were pinned down. I realized we were all going to die if someone didn't do something now. I didn't want to lose another friend, so I went for the I Pad.

"Cover him!" yelled Fetty Wap.I got to the I Pad and clicked Hillary.

"Watch out!" yelled Justin Bieber. He jumped in front of an explosive saving my life. This gave me enough time to finish the job, and I did.

The aliens began to disintegrate and a loud, "1738!" was heard across the canyon. After this, there was celebration across the World as the aliens died off. There was happiness, but also some sadness for those who were lost on that day. There was a funeral for Justin Bieber and Drake who's lives did not go in vain. By this time, it was 11:30 at night and I was tired. I said goodnight and quickly went to bed, sore and bruised. I closed my eyes, and then I heard a voice.

"Hey, hey Snoop. Wake up!" What? that's Drake's voice. I woke up in a different place.

"Where am I?" I asked drowsily.

"We're finally up next in line to vote!" said another man. I looked over and saw a man who was Fetty Wap. Above him there was a poster that said "2020 Presidential Elections."

Was it all a dream, everything?

"I'm probably going to vote for Trump," said Drake. It was all a dream! Drake was alive and Fetty Wap wasn't all apocalyptic-ish.

"Who are you leaning towards Snoop?'' asked Fetty Wap.

"I don't know, just vote responsibly. You never know how it will affect our future.