Modern+Shakespeare+WP

Fries: A Midsummer Nights Dream Retelling. By JW

It was a dark and stormy night in Scotland. Perfect for Pucks plan for spiking his co-workers fries. It all started a week earlier when Hermia his co-worker had been trying to find Pucks recipe for fries. Puck caught Hermia searching for the recipe and he yelled at her. Hermia was embarrassed in front of Demetrius who was the cook whom she liked very much. He did not like her however.

Puck who oversaw all of this felt sorry for Hermia and to make up for yelling at her he made a plan to get Demetrius to love her back. Puck knew that every Friday Demetrius did a taste check on all of the fries that were in inventory. So Pucks plan was to spike Demetrius's fries with a little love potion that he had developed. He just had to make sure that Hermia was in the room when Demetrius had the fries.

The operation on that stormy night was to spike the fries, get Demetrius to eat them and have the next person he look at be Hermia. Everything should go smoothly according to plan, but one problem, there was no Demetrius. Finally after about an hour Demetrius showed up. From that moment everything happened according to plan. Puck spiked the fries, Demetrius ate the fries, saw Hermia and they both loved each other very much.

Now that Hermia and Demetrius love each other they are soon to get married. Puck ended up being the first man. Puck also has found someone that he likes dearly that now works the drive through at work. They also are soon to get married.