Shakespeare+Story+CO


 * Paintball Decides All**

Today is the day when we would decide who would get what part of America to campaign at. Since I was running for President of the United States I was really nervous about picking who would go to what parts of America but as a father I was more scared something bad would happen. Everyone saw Cordelia as the nicest one, but I knew who she really was and didn't even want to participate in this. Gonerail is the actual mean one and everyone knew it. Regan, however, has the biggest heart ever and would do anything for anyone but she comes off very mean. I can't decided what to do because I love my daughters but they are all hot messes.

I brought them all into my office to talk to them about who got what land. Obviously Cordelia and Regan came in with grins on their faces and arms crossed but Regan came in with a smile like she was the happiest person. She always looked like she came out of a storybook that always had a happy ending which actually to quite annoying. It made her seem desperate but that's who she was I guess. I began to think of the words in my head and tell them what would happen. "Girls," I began to say, "Since Cordelia seems like she is the nicest one even though she is a jerk to everyone shes ever met ever, she will be talking to two fourths of the land." Cordelia immediately scram but no one ever listens to her so it just sounded like Charlie Browns teacher. When she was done throwing her tantrum like a 6 year old, Gonerail looked at her sarcastically and said "Are you done yet?".

Everyone fought about who would get the land for a good 3 hours, and I just sat back and watched because I couldn't change anything anyways. No one could make a decision so we decided to have a contest to decide. Cordelia said volleyball tournament Regan said softball game and Gonerail and I agreed on a paintball match. I told them "Technically since we both agreed on the match majority wins so ha!" I think they had enough arguing for the day so they agreed and left the room.


 * ~Day Of The Paintball Match~**

I sat there for a good hour waiting until they showed up at the arena. They probably were getting asked paparazzi about the government being shut down because they know that's what they were going to talk to America about. We all sat and talked for a little until I decided to speak up. "So whoever gets the most points gets to decide who gets what land and ladies, lets keep it a clean match" I said. We started and i got the first point on Cordelia. She laughed and then ran after me but got caught by Regan. Regan and I high-fived and ran away. I got 10 points, regan had 13 points, Cordelia had 3 points, all on me, and Gonerail had 17 points and those were the final scores. The game had brought us closer together and by the time it ended we decided to all go together across America.